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Grandpa Face Ski Mask

Grandpa Face Ski Mask

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$28.95
$28.95 $39.95
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check_circle Fleece-lined, wind-blocking warmth

check_circle Fits under any helmet & goggles

check_circle Hyper-real HD grandpa face — instant double-takes

check_circle Machine-washable, stays sharp for seasons

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My buddy on the lift genuinely thought I was 80. Then he asked where to buy one. Warm, soft and fits right under my helmet.

Ryan K.
Grandpa Face Ski Mask

Grandpa Face Ski Mask

$28.95
$28.95 $39.95
SAVE 27% Sold out
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3 GRANDPAS TO CHOOSE FROM ✦

FLEECE-LINED ✦

HELMET-READY ✦

ONE SIZE FITS ALL ✦

3 GRANDPAS TO CHOOSE FROM ✦

FLEECE-LINED ✦

HELMET-READY ✦

ONE SIZE FITS ALL ✦

3 GRANDPAS TO CHOOSE FROM ✦

FLEECE-LINED ✦

HELMET-READY ✦

ONE SIZE FITS ALL ✦

3 GRANDPAS TO CHOOSE FROM ✦

FLEECE-LINED ✦

HELMET-READY ✦

ONE SIZE FITS ALL ✦

3 GRANDPAS TO CHOOSE FROM ✦

FLEECE-LINED ✦

HELMET-READY ✦

ONE SIZE FITS ALL ✦

3 GRANDPAS TO CHOOSE FROM ✦

FLEECE-LINED ✦

HELMET-READY ✦

ONE SIZE FITS ALL ✦

3 GRANDPAS TO CHOOSE FROM ✦

FLEECE-LINED ✦

HELMET-READY ✦

ONE SIZE FITS ALL ✦

3 GRANDPAS TO CHOOSE FROM ✦

FLEECE-LINED ✦

HELMET-READY ✦

ONE SIZE FITS ALL ✦

3 GRANDPAS TO CHOOSE FROM ✦

FLEECE-LINED ✦

HELMET-READY ✦

ONE SIZE FITS ALL ✦

3 GRANDPAS TO CHOOSE FROM ✦

FLEECE-LINED ✦

HELMET-READY ✦

ONE SIZE FITS ALL ✦

So detailed people do a double-take

The face isn't a cheap iron-on. It's dye-sublimated straight into the fabric in full HD — every wrinkle, whisker and gap tooth — so it looks real from across the lift line and never cracks or peels.

Pick Your Face

Actually warm, not just funny

A brushed fleece lining traps heat, the fabric blocks wind and lets your breath vent out so your goggles don't fog. It covers your head, face and neck — no cold gap above your jacket.

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Everything you'd want, plus a face

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    3 hyper-real faces

    Smokin' Gramps, Mustache Mike & No-Tooth Gus.

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    Fleece-lined warmth

    Wind-blocking, breathable, no goggle fog.

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    One size fits all

    4-way stretch fits under any helmet & goggles.

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    30-day guarantee

    Flat $3.95 worldwide shipping, easy returns.

    Meet the three grandpas

    • GoofKnits ski mask

      Smokin' Gramps

      78 years young and still sneaking a smoke on the chairlift. Every wrinkle and whisker printed in HD.

    • GoofKnits ski mask

      Mustache Mike

      A handlebar mustache that's survived four decades of après-ski. Grumpy look, zero regrets.

    • GoofKnits ski mask

      No-Tooth Gus

      The gap-toothed grin that cracks up the whole lift line before anyone knows why.

      Bought it for laughs, kept it for warmth

      ⭐ 4.8 from skiers & snowboarders

      • GoofKnits ski mask

        We bought all three

        Got one of each for our group trip. Strangers kept stopping us for photos the whole week and none of us had cold faces once. Best $30 we spent on the trip.

        Tyler M.

      • GoofKnits ski mask

        Better than I expected

        Ordered No-Tooth Gus as a joke for my brother. He's worn it every single day since. Thin enough for the helmet, no goggle fog, and it washes perfectly.

        Megan S.

      • GoofKnits ski mask

        The après-ski hero

        Wore Smokin' Gramps to the bar after skiing and got bought two beers. The print looks scary real up close. Warm too.

        Chris D.

        Not every ski mask is a goofknits

        Same warmth as a regular balaclava. Way more fun.

          Plain balaclava
        Hyper-real printed face
        Fleece-lined & wind-blocking
        Fits under any helmet
        Machine-washable print that lasts

        Everything you're wondering

        Yes. The fabric is thin and stretchy, so it sits flat under any ski helmet and behind any goggles without bunching.

        It's a real ski mask. Fleece-lined, wind-blocking and it covers your head, face and neck.

        Yes. The print is dye-sublimated into the fabric, so it won't crack or peel. Machine wash cold and hang to dry.

        The fabric is breathable and moisture-wicking, so your breath vents out instead of pushing up into your goggles.

        Flat $3.95 per order, worldwide. You get a tracking link as soon as your order ships.

        You have 30 days to return it for a full refund. Just email us and we'll sort it out.